Beer Me: The Best Christmas Gift Ideas for College Students

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Between skipping class, competing in beer pong tournaments, and putting off decisions about what they will do when (if?) they finally graduate, college students have a lot on their plates. ?The best Christmas gift ideas for college students take these hardships into consideration and attempt to remedy them. ?A loving parent or friend can choose one of two strategies:

1. Give them something that will allow them to waste away and bask in their laziness.

Alternatively, you could take more of a drill-sergeant approach:

2. Get them something that reminds them that they will eventually have to work a full-time job someday.

Everybody is different, and every college student has a different type of drinking problem. ?So think hard before you decide whether to take the first approach or the second approach. ?You don't want to get someone who never goes to class a Nintendo Wii because it would only give them another reason to sit at home at eat pizza. ?Likewise, a book detailing the top 100 companies to work for might be a bit too much for a straight-A business student who's interning at 2 Fortune 500 companies already.

In Creative Christmas Gift Ideas for College Students, the mysteries of what college students really want are revealed! ?Most students, evidently, would rather spend $4 on a beer at a bar than do 2 loads of laundry (even when their clothes are dirty). ?Similarly,by Christmas students would rather eat the same sandwich-shop sub or burrito every day for the rest of the school year than set foot in the "dining" hall for some beef stroganoff or oily chicken breast (unless they are football players, in which case they will eat anything and everything within a 2 mile radius of their dorm room. ?Watch out, freshmen). ?Finally, Creative Christmas Gifts and Gift Ideas will show you how to push college students to learn how not to live in squalor -- something that college students want, but they just don't know it yet.

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